from Nicole
#1. My co-worker stole a pink clutch handbag and asked me not to tell anybody. I made a big deal out of telling her I wouldn’t tell anybody then I went and told everybody.
#2. I found a house on Craigslist that I wanted to move into in Portland but when I went in to check it out, it seemed like it was abandoned years ago. It was pretty gross. Every room had a gigantic jacuzzi style bathtub with steps leading up to it and every one of them was completely filthy. There were also some punks from the 90s checking the place out, too, and they said I could have the upstairs.
