paul reiser
In real life we watched Alien and Aliens last night.
So I dreamed that I was helping out this little girl who may have been Newt from the movie. She was in a hospital situation and this lady who in my mind looked like Queen Latifah (but in my memory not really at all) was helping her out. The lady was a nurse and was really nice to her and Newt had made all of these animated gifs on a blog and the lady looked at them from her desk computer and smiled. Then we see her deleting her own identity on the screen, and we know she works for the enemy.
Then I’m trying to get my stuff from the apartment they’ve moved me into because I know they probably plan to kill me there. Alex OB is in the same building and moving in, and they don’t know I know him, so I ask him to grab some of my things. He and the nice landlady bring me my stuff in a secret apartment where I notice the bathroom door is missing and I take it as a sign that they know I’m escaping. Then all these people rush in and it’s some kind of store opening and suddenly the secret apartment is a boutique and people are hanging out and I’m shoved in the back of the closet trying to hide, because the evil lady is around, and so is Paul Reiser, who is also evil.
All day I remain hidden, except that a child sees me and starts pointing me out to people. Later it’s darker out and all the lights in the gallery are on. Someone pulls me out of the closet and points me out to Paul Reiser but I’m wearing a bonnet that says I’m from a third world country and he says, “Yeah, so? I don’t have time for this!” and storms off. Except then someone says my name and he freezes and realizes it’s me, and he’s been sent to find me. He comes and rips my bonnet off and I jump up and bite him.
In real life, I bit Sara on the shoulder.
